I had a customer named John Brown. 

"Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck) 03/13/2017 at 17:45 • Filed to: Customer service

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When I met him today, I called him James Brown. On my way out, I nearly called him Jim Brown. I was one Bobby away from one hell of a hat trick.

My feels:

Honeybunchesofgoats > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 03/13/2017 at 17:49

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You forgot Leroy.

HammerheadFistpunch > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 03/13/2017 at 17:50

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Or John Browning. But really its his fault for having such a boooring name. Pffft, John Brown. What even IS a John Brown?

For Sweden > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 03/13/2017 at 17:55

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Call him Zac and ask him if his band will play

Ash78, voting early and often > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 03/13/2017 at 17:55

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Hey, John Brown is pretty famous in the black community, too. Or at least he should be.

haveacarortwoorthree2 > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 03/13/2017 at 18:20

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Charlie Brown!

facw > HammerheadFistpunch 03/13/2017 at 18:35

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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Brown_(abolitionist)

facw > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 03/13/2017 at 18:36

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Regardless, I’m sure his soul is marching on.

HammerheadFistpunch > facw 03/13/2017 at 18:41

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Bman76 (hates WS6 hoods, is on his phone and has 4 burners now) > HammerheadFistpunch 03/13/2017 at 19:23

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Abolitionist badass:

Or: